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Post by ArgyrosfeniX on Oct 27, 2009 9:36:39 GMT 10
WISH GRANTED!! You are Oprah on one of her days off and she has gorged herself on too much food again. All you can do all day is lay in bed and moan because your stomach hurts so much. I wish for a significantly better computer. eta: fixed foggy spelling errors
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Post by susana on Oct 27, 2009 16:43:27 GMT 10
Yeah, Argy, but EVEN on her day off, with a belly full of beans waging a threat to the entire Eastern Seaboard, she's STILL the most powerful Bi%ch on the planet, & I'll bet I could have had LOTS of fun with that....
Anyway... Your search for a significantly better computer has attracted attention as far away as other galaxies..... Your WISH is granted (!!!!!) And William Shatner delivers your new unit & tower (sorry, not Spock) all encased in styrofoam, breaking away to shiny, 24 KT gold alloy mixed with titanium and cryptonite.
(Not only does this make your new setup a "lightweight", but even conferring with Superman will be out of the question.)
But worst of all, your new contract requires you to establish both your internet link and your cell phone service through T-Mobile.... So you're basically screwed, dude.
On a high note, though, you have unlimited access to SUPER glittery homepages, wallpaper, cursors, etc., through TinkerBell.com/Pimp My Computer_153URLcomas/coldcase!!!
And, as an added bonus, MySpace promises to provide you unlimited access to chicks whose pet peeves are NOT "He doesn't remind me of my brother," , "He refuses to wipe his feet before entering the alter to my sainted, late, Himalayan Calico, 'Monsieur DogBait' ", or, "He has AMBITIONS."
So, it's not ALL bad... Guess you could call it sort of a lose/win/lose/win a little bit /mostly lose situation...
Your new Golden Computer & Tower will arrive within days.... ENJOY!!!
I'm SO MEAN!!!!
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Post by susana on Oct 27, 2009 16:52:18 GMT 10
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Post by ArgyrosfeniX on Jan 4, 2010 4:07:50 GMT 10
Wish Granted!! You are bringing your new Monet back home when you develop car problems. As you pull over, the car catches on fire and you have to run for your life, unfortunately leaving the painting behind in your haste. Now, you are stranded in the middle of nowhere without a car and without a painting... I wish for a Snow Mobile!
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Post by susana on Jan 6, 2010 15:25:19 GMT 10
Man, Argy! That crap has happened before, on cars my mother owned, but nothing of value in the back, other than passengers!
Okay... You are granted one shiny brand-spankin' new, top of the line Snow Mobile! Only problem is, aliens (from outer space, of course- - you never hear of them being from INNER space...) have maliciously transported you, snowmobile and all, to a small island in the Carribean... Enjoy Margueritaville, & beware of that guy trying to steal the salt shakers!!!
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Post by ArgyrosfeniX on Jan 7, 2010 1:47:06 GMT 10
Wait a sec... A small island in the Caribbean? I thought this was supposed to turn out badly... It's minus 14 degrees outside right now. btw - Susana? You forgot to put your wish in again.
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Post by susana on Jan 15, 2010 10:06:08 GMT 10
Dang It!!!! Oh well, this shouldn't be difficult... I sure do wish I could remember to add my wish at the end on this silly game!!@!!!!
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Post by ArgyrosfeniX on Jan 15, 2010 18:20:40 GMT 10
WISH GRANTED!!!You remember to add your wish to the end of this silly game... ...for about 20 minutes! Certainly not enough time for it to matter. Dang. I wish for every season of Family Guy on DVD!
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Post by Gypsy on Jan 15, 2010 23:08:35 GMT 10
Granted, but there is a mistake in shipping, and you are given the absolutely brilliant family guy boxset, including the spin off star wars reinterpretations. The problem is it is filled with the cleveland show. To add to the horror, it was ripped from the internet, so it is extremely pixelated and keeps skipping. You were buying from a skimming internet site, and they ripped your creditcard details, putting you 500,000 dollars in debt. They then stole your identity to get more credit cards, for which you also get sent the bills. You are arrested, and as you do actually have a hello kitty collection in the back shed, hidden under the tarps, and that is what was mentioned on one of the bills, you end up not being able to defend your case in court. You are convicted and sent to jail for life, where the guys tease you for being convicted for owning hello kitty plush toys. ^no offence to anyone, i just shudder at the thought of ANYONE owning hello kitty I wish my sydney friends were into metal music too and could come to gigs with me... Yeah, Argy, but EVEN on her day off, with a belly full of beans waging a threat to the entire Eastern Seaboard, she's STILL the most powerful Bi%ch on the planet, & I'll bet I could have had LOTS of fun with that.... Anyway... Your search for a significantly better computer has attracted attention as far away as other galaxies..... Your WISH is granted (!!!!!) And William Shatner delivers your new unit & tower (sorry, not Spock) all encased in styrofoam, breaking away to shiny, 24 KT gold alloy mixed with titanium and cryptonite. (Not only does this make your new setup a "lightweight", but even conferring with Superman will be out of the question.) But worst of all, your new contract requires you to establish both your internet link and your cell phone service through T-Mobile.... So you're basically screwed, dude. On a high note, though, you have unlimited access to SUPER glittery homepages, wallpaper, cursors, etc., through TinkerBell.com/Pimp My Computer_153URLcomas/coldcase!!! And, as an added bonus, MySpace promises to provide you unlimited access to chicks whose pet peeves are NOT "He doesn't remind me of my brother," , "He refuses to wipe his feet before entering the alter to my sainted, late, Himalayan Calico, 'Monsieur DogBait' ", or, "He has AMBITIONS." So, it's not ALL bad... Guess you could call it sort of a lose/win/lose/win a little bit /mostly lose situation... Your new Golden Computer & Tower will arrive within days.... ENJOY!!! I'm SO MEAN!!!! ^THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST ANSWERS I"VE EVER SEEN! And I am a reformed forum w****... *all hail susana*
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Post by ArgyrosfeniX on Jan 16, 2010 9:12:24 GMT 10
Wow... I've been slammed twice on the same page! ;D Wish GRANTED!!Your friends all find sudden interest in Metal Music and are quickly learning the ropes of that lifestyle... Unfortunately, they are also becoming heavily involved in the worse aspects of said lifestyle. At the first gig you go to with them, three of them are so wasted that they stage-dive while thrashing and completely miss any people that might have caught them. One has a broken neck and is now a quadriplegic, another has head injuries and is in a coma from which she may never awake. The third also struck his head, but seems relatively uninjured until the full moon appears when he starts acting like a horny poodle. On the good side, he's easy to take care of now that he likes doggy treats! I wish that I could meet President Obama. ======== edited to fix quote
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Post by Gypsy on Jan 16, 2010 11:44:55 GMT 10
bahahaha! well, at least we can still listen to metal in the hospital ward! And I do like dogs...
Wish Granted. However its in the middle of a snow storm, so he cant stay to chat. You end up being paired with George Bush to clear streets of snow. George really likes you, and becomes your stalker.
I wish i could afford to buy a house
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Post by ArgyrosfeniX on Jan 21, 2010 0:08:29 GMT 10
Wish GRANTED!!!
You purchase a house through what you thought was a reputable company, but apparently was a huge scam based out of Nigeria.
You are now the proud owner of a cardboard house with a tin roof and exposed electrical wiring that occasionally zaps you when you aren't paying attention. And just like a dog's bark collar, you start to pay attention to the walls more. A lot more... 2 weeks later, some friends come to rescue you and find you rocking in the middle of the room repeating over and over again in a strained voice "Walls are the children of God. They shall inherit the earth and all porkchops will bow before them!!"
I wish for an awesome new Mountain Bicycle!
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Post by susana on Feb 6, 2010 23:35:23 GMT 10
You get your new bike, and it is AWESOME!!! However, Tony Alamo gets out of prison and starts showing up every time you're out for a ride. He insists of sticking to you like glue, despite your protests that you prefer to ride in privacy. And the whole time, he's preaching to you about the end of the world and hellfire and brimstone while ardently searching for little girls to violate. One night while you're sleeping, he sneaks over and paints your bike pastel pink, cos he thinks it will help attract girl scouts and tiny little ballerinas.
Sorry, Argy!
I wish I could meet my favorite author, Robert Fulghum, in person.
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Post by ArgyrosfeniX on Feb 22, 2010 8:47:05 GMT 10
Wish Granted!!Robert Fulghum is coming to a town close to you for a book signing. You've been waiting months and months for this day and now it has finally arrived!! You are done waiting in line and are just approaching him when suddenly, a rabid ex-fan comes flying out of the crowd with a very large handgun!! Security intercepts the guy, but Robert is so shook from the experience that he refuses to continue the book signing, leaving you without any meaningful conversation. (Bet you thought I was going to off him, didn't you... ) I wish the headache my wife has had since November would go away (please be nice with this one. She really has had a headache that long. )
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Post by susana on Feb 22, 2010 22:41:33 GMT 10
I wished I had lots more time to get things done... Then suddenly I had way too much time on my hands.
LOL- - Thanks eternally for not offing Fulghum!!! He's a jolly good ole guy!
So sorry for your wife's headache. (Has she seen a physician by the way, I sure hope it's not serious.)
So let's see... She finally tries an herbal remedy suggested by a friend, along with deep relaxation & meditation & fasting... And, thank goodness, her headache is finally gone.
But it's been replaced by a horrible, incessant cramping pain in her big toe, so she still doesn't feel like "getting her GROOVE on" - - - especially considering how you always curl her toes!!! (Sorry, I know you said be nice, but I couldn't resist!!! You opened that door & I just walked right in & made myself at home!)
I wish I would be gifted with a fairly long-lived state of euphoria that
wasn't followed by a corresponding low.
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