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May 28, 2008 10:26:06 GMT 10
Post by ArgyrosfeniX on May 28, 2008 10:26:06 GMT 10
I nearly bust a gut laughing at this one. I can see it happening at work
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May 28, 2008 21:40:39 GMT 10
Post by Ms B. on May 28, 2008 21:40:39 GMT 10
That's a good one. Receptionists don't ask that though, do they? I don't think they're allowed to.
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May 29, 2008 1:00:00 GMT 10
Post by ArgyrosfeniX on May 29, 2008 1:00:00 GMT 10
Yes. They are, but they're supposed to do it just loud enough for the patient to hear them.
They are specially trained positions called HUCs -> Health Unit Coordinators. They make sure all the paperwork is being processed properly, including the registration. Which, of course, requires a chief complaint!
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May 30, 2008 12:08:21 GMT 10
Post by Ms B. on May 30, 2008 12:08:21 GMT 10
We're just talking hospitals though aren't we?
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May 30, 2008 20:14:35 GMT 10
Post by ArgyrosfeniX on May 30, 2008 20:14:35 GMT 10
Yeah. At the clinic, you have an appointment where you tell them what you need to be seen for when you set up the appointment. Either on the phone or in person, depending on how you wish to make the appointment.
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Jun 2, 2008 19:42:15 GMT 10
Post by ArgyrosfeniX on Jun 2, 2008 19:42:15 GMT 10
A couple in their seventies went to a sex therapist's office in Melbourne..
The doctor asked, 'What can I do for you?' The old man said, 'Will you watch us have sex?' The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple had finished, the doctor said, 'There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex,' and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave. Finally the doctor asked, 'Just exactly what are you trying to find out?'
The old man said, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $170. We do it here for $50 and I get $43 back from Medicare.
Is Australia great or what?' ;D
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Jun 4, 2008 17:25:40 GMT 10
Post by Ms B. on Jun 4, 2008 17:25:40 GMT 10
Umm yeah Australia is great I love that one. Good find!
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Jun 7, 2008 22:13:47 GMT 10
Post by ArgyrosfeniX on Jun 7, 2008 22:13:47 GMT 10
Is Mommy Near the Phone?
Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg
'Hello?'
'Hi honey.
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?'
'No, Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'
Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'
Brief pause.
'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'
'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it, Daddy.'
'And what happened, honey?'
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'
'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'
'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week so you could paint the pool. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
*****Long Pause*****
*****Longer Pause*****
*****Even Longer Pause*****
Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool?........
Is this 486-5731?'
'No, I think you have the wrong number....... '
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Jun 10, 2008 12:27:24 GMT 10
Post by Ms B. on Jun 10, 2008 12:27:24 GMT 10
That's terrible... but really funny. I'm glad you're posting all these jokes. I think we all need a good laugh every now and then.
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Jun 11, 2008 0:41:05 GMT 10
Post by ArgyrosfeniX on Jun 11, 2008 0:41:05 GMT 10
Looking forward to passing on some more. I've changed my StumbleUpon settings to "humor" only. Have decided that I need to laugh more than anything else...
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Jun 12, 2008 22:48:55 GMT 10
Post by ArgyrosfeniX on Jun 12, 2008 22:48:55 GMT 10
It was noted on the site that this guy also happens to have a resemblance to Chuck Norris. ;D
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Jun 25, 2008 6:45:54 GMT 10
Post by ArgyrosfeniX on Jun 25, 2008 6:45:54 GMT 10
Why I fired my Secretary
Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ‘ Happy Birthday.’ I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, ‘Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ‘ It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o’clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, ‘You know, It’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.’ I said, ‘Thanks, Jane, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go !’ We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, ‘You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?’ I responded, ‘I guess not. What do you have in mind ?’ She said, ‘Let’s drop by my apartment, it’s just around the corner.’ After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ‘ Boss, if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.’ ‘Ok.’ I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake …. Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing ‘Happy Birthday’.
And I just sat there…
On the couch…
Naked.
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Jun 25, 2008 10:17:01 GMT 10
Post by Ms B. on Jun 25, 2008 10:17:01 GMT 10
LMAO! Oh that one hurt... What a noob!
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Jul 6, 2008 16:39:08 GMT 10
Post by Ms B. on Jul 6, 2008 16:39:08 GMT 10
Got this from Gypsy
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Jul 7, 2008 6:31:47 GMT 10
Post by upnorth on Jul 7, 2008 6:31:47 GMT 10
Ha ha ha ha
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